What did I have to tell the homeopathic drug addict?

That's an oxy, moron!

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How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

What rhymes and let's you instantly know a redditor is a moron?

Purple circle.