What did Lord Nelson say to his shipmates before they got on the ship?

Get on the ship

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What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

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What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

Winnie Mandela.

What's the worst thing you can hear when Willy Nelson is going down on you?

I'm not Willy Nelson