What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

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What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

Who's there ! Bert ! Bert who ?

Bert the dinner !

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What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken