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What did the sea monster have for dinner?
Fish and ships.
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Why did all the sea monsters refer to the kraken as a whore when he died?
Because he died choking on a bunch of seamen.
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How does a pirate greet a sea monster?
What's Kraken
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What do sea monsters have for dinner?
Fish and ships.
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