What did Napoleon have up his sleevies?

His armies!

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Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

What did Napoleon have up his sleevies?

His armies!

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What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.