What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other?

Nothing - they've never met.

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What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

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What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.