What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.

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What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

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What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.