What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?"

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What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

Statue bro?"

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

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What are some of your strengths?

Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!

Why do the poles shift?

to find better jobs