How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

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How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

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When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?