What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

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What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

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Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

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An **Arrr**my

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Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

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A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

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What's the #1 song in Ukraine?

Crimea River

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

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Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River