Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

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What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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Baby cedar

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Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

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The ones with Jam in

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Running . . . JK! Rolling

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Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Micro Phelps.

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I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.

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Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

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Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

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Urine over your head!

Olympic Team Jokes More Olympic Team Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.