Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

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Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

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Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

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Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

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Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber