Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.
Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.
Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)
One has standards.
Because only two parties exist for the whole country
Being black.
Cantelope.
Because it has pp in it.
Because pepper makes them sneeze
Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!
You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.
Because the Knights are shorter then.
He wears a coat and pants.
Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.
