What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

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Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico?

The Juan percent.

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What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What is Jose Cuervo's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )