What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts?

Midjitsu!

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What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht

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Why are Mexicans good at bow hunting?

Because they hav-an-arrow! :D

What do call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph. Because they're a short es.

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

What is Apple users favorite movie?

No Escape

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What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

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What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

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What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.