What did the cannibal who was late to the dinner party get?

The left-ovaries.

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What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

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What happened when the cannibal was late to the dinner party?

He got the cold shoulder.

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.