What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

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Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

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When driving through fog what should you use?

A: Your car.

What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist