What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

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What's an Australian's favorite element?

Gold

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

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Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

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What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!"