What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...

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How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

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What do you call nondeterministically scrambled Crunk?

White and black noise.

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

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What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p