What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

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When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar

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Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!