What Did The Jumbo Shrimp Say To The Jumbo Crab?

Looks like you've got me in a pinch."

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What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

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How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB