What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

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How did the hipster burn their lips?

They ate the pizza before it was cool

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

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Why arent koalas actual bears?

They dont meet the koalafications.

What's invisible and smells like cough drops?

Koala farts

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

Koala Bear Jokes More Koala Bear Jokes

Why did the Koala Bear get a job?

He was Koalified

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this