What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

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How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

What did one lawyer say to the other?

we are both lawyers."

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What did Harry Potter name his daughter?

Harry Daughter.

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

Why did the post office get sued?

For Mail-Practice!!