What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

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Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

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Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

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What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

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What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.