What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems

What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

What do you call a musician who breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

Chopin Jokes More Chopin Jokes

What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

Why was the pianist so depressed?

Because they weren't good at Chopin.

Supermarket Jokes More Supermarket Jokes

What does David Bowie get at the supermarket?

Can-cer

Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli