What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

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Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

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Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

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What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure