What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

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What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

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What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

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What do you call a religious bird?

A bird of prey.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle