What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

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Whats Asuma sensei's favorite jutsu?

ninja art.. CAMEL CRUSH!

Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

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Why?

Because it was the Finnish line.

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

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How many Swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom?

None because they pee sitting down.

How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

What would North Korea be renamed to if it was taken over by a Scandinavian dictator?

Norse Korea