What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

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Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries

Magnet Jokes More Magnet Jokes

What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

Why is the magnet on medication?

Because it's bipolar

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only