What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

What did one flag say to another?

What did one flag say to another? Nothing! They just waved.