What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

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What are snails trying to do?

Their best

What do you call a snail on a sail boat?

A snailor

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How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

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What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!