What did the stoplight say to the car?

Don't look, I'm changing!

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What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe?

Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)

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What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?

A: Don't look I'm changing!!

What did one stoplight say to the other stoplight?

Don't look! I'm changing!