What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

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What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...

What do you call a vegetarian?

A hopeless romaine-tic

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What kind of juice do you get from sick lemons?

LemonAIDS

Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC

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Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

Whole Foods?

Ripped off.