What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

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Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages?

No one could perform the execution well enough.

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

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What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

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What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?

The dog has cerebral pawlsy.

What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.