What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me

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What is Chalah before it's baked?

Judo

Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

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What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.