What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common?

No Oscar!

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What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

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Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

Because he finally got it

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar