They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.
Paperback
The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.
Because he finally got it
One that gets you an oscar
He finally got it!
Cause he just got it!
Because he didn't get it.
It's a fugazi.
When he takes out the trash
Sesame Street has an Oscar.
All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...
Ceramic
No Oscar!
Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss
It was his only chance to see an Oscar
Now, both have an oscar.
Expectorant(/spoiler)
Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.
to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.
He'd get it.
They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".
Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.
All white, all white, all white!
Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.
Ones green and the other is black
Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.
Because they can't even
Because they're all dead.
It's more fun to break wind
Because she was a private tutor
It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.
Because when your salty you melt down in tears.
Brazil nuts!
A Zikachu
I'll take a shot"
Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots
She kept running away from the ball
Kick the alter boy in the chin
Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.
Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)
Soul
Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one