What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

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Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

Why won't Jonas Bjerre, Johan Wohlert nor Silas Utke Graae Jrgensen use guitars?

Because guitars make music.

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

How many drums does it take to make a good ska band?

Nobody knows.

What do you call a drum that causes problems?

A conundrum

Clarinet Jokes More Clarinet Jokes

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.