What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.

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Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

Why is Bruce Wayne's hair messed up?

Because of his cowlick.

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

Transport Jokes More Transport Jokes

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

What sort of transport does a sheep use?

A ewe-nicycle