What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

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Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

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When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

because William Shatner

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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ?

Bacon a cake for your birthday !

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.