What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Who's there ! Anatole ! Anatole who ?

Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

Beer Bottle Jokes More Beer Bottle Jokes

What did one empty beer bottle say to the other?

I'm drunk."

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.