What do NRA members and the UCC shooting victims have in common?

Both will never get a college degree.

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How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

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What do NRA members and the UCC shooting victims have in common?

Both will never get a college degree.

What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.