What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

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What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

Why do Palestinians have faster computers than Israelis?

They have RAMallah.

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What's the motto for Child Protective Services?

You shake em' we take em!"

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

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What's the similarity between an Asian and Spongebob?

Both are yellow and can't drive.

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

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Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes