What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.

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Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.