What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent"

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What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

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How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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Why is the letter "B" so cold?

Because its between AC...

Why is B so cool?

Because it is next to the AC