What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

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Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

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What is a lesbians favorite day of the week?

Tuesday

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

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What do they call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

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What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended

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What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended