What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

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What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

What's better than Norwegian Beef Stew?

No Beef Stew at all

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

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How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

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What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich