What do you call a boat that gives you nothing but trouble?

A woe boat.

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Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.