What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*

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Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

Merge Jokes More Merge Jokes

What do you get when you merge Revenge with Grey's Anatomy?

Graysonatomy.

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

Big Mac Jokes More Big Mac Jokes

Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.