What do you call a dragon that can't sit still?

A wiggle wyrm.

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What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

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How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!